Not to be confused with an opus of one of my favorite flawed icons, Werner Herzog (Of Walking in Ice), the 27 ways I speak of were posited by Line Try, who makes films with her lady Natalie and they live and flourish just outside of Oslo. When I asked her about how to best manuever on the treacherous city sidewalks, she told me that Norwegians have 27 different ways of walking on ice! I now believe it, or am forced to embrace it, as Trondheim does not clear or salt their streets and footpaths, as evidenced here. Thus far, I have witnessed, attempted and mimicked about 6:
1. Walk with total bravado and disregard for the Ice. (danger level= 9.6)
2. Look for worn areas and follow, despite resistance.
3. Tread on the crunchy side parts, watching for deep spots that will soak your leg.
4. Drink several pints of purely brewed, expensive pints of ale and TRUST.
5. Embody a billygoat and stagger with feet pointed outwards (see #4)
6. Skate along on top, watching the length of stride and being cautious to curb one's enthusiasm.
Despite threats to your bones, TRONDHEIM is a colorful town, with a plethora of art communities, universities and other local talent.
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